Agnes - Diner Duo (Two-Handed Solo) - Ultimatum of Chaos

This is a randomized deck for my Night of the Zealot Ultimatum of Chaos run featuring "The Diner Duo" (Zoey Samara: The Chef and Agnes Baker: The Waitress). At some point I'll also build optimized decks for this duo, I just thought it would be fun to run random!

Zoey knew something was off about Agnes the first time she laid eyes on her, but the Lord specifically told her to follow but not slay the waitress. One night after closing the diner Zoey followed Agnes to her home and waited outside for hours, hoping that her coworker would fall asleep. She then crept into the house and found Agnes pouring over papers and news clippings in her study.

Startled by Zoey's appearance, Agnes leapt from her chair, sending papers and folders flying.

"Zoey! What are you doing here?"

Before Zoey could answer, both women heard strange chanting coming from the parlor down the hall and the sound of dirt churning, as if something were digging beneath the floor.

"What is that chanting Agnes?", Zoey asked as she slid a shining machete from beneath her trench coat.

Panicked, Agnes points past Zoey and yells "The door! It's gone!"

--- Agnes is Lead Investigator because it's her house ---

=== Yeah, that fiction won't win any awards, but it's a fun bit of theming! ===