Hey Zoey! Where are you going with that Machete in your Hand

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FloydRyan · 7

The idea here is as follows: Zoey can move quickly to eldritch horror infested hotspots (Shortcut), cancel attacks on other investigators at the location (Dodge) and draw all fire (Taunt), while getting paid for it (Special Zoey ability). The dog will take the physical punishment (while biting back), Zoey will take the mental hit, but convert it to physical damage via the stuff she smokes, which she will heal back from time to time with Emergency Aid. Prepared for the worst helps to force the Machete, which will cut down all the monsters she attracts, with Double or Nothing allowing a damage nova from time to time, with proper cards thrown in. The Rosary covers the asset slot in case the cross does not come up.

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