The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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benis · 277

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." - Book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses IX through XXI.

Enchant thy grenade and lobbest it torwards thy foes. Effective against all manner of creature, be they of many or few limbs or tentacles, or even small and fluffy, but deceptively deadly rabbits. The Holy Hand Grenade also is infused with the power to permanently destroy spectral enemies that require relic-based weapon attacks to be defeated. Just remember to count to three. Amen.

3 comments

May 19, 2021 guybrush · 19

Funny, thematic and actually kinda playable.

You know what would be fun, though? If we put an Emergency Cache(3) on Stick to the Plan and then we can exchange the Venturer for Brother Xavier.

Imagine how much damage we can deal when Bro X explodes to a grenade like he just absorbed the spirit of Genesis !

May 20, 2021 benis · 277

You know, that does sound fun. I think I kind of forget that Emergency Cache exists.

Jul 30, 2021 hywgangye · 1

Amazing deck never seen such brilliant one as this, really. You inspired me a lot bro. It's a new view of how to play in a special way. Really different from others. I like this kind train of thought . It provide a interesting way to play compared with traditional way. Very nice one!