LXI: Doomed No-Assets Patrice Solo Speedruns Dunwich

So the League of Extraordinary Investigators recently put together a comprehensive list of crazy "achievements" to attempt in Return to the Dunwich Legacy, and I decided to tackle a few of them with this deck. Specifically, I went for:

• Skip to the End: Win the campaign after having resigned immediately in Scenarios I-A, I-B, II, IV, and V (so only Essex, WDA, and LiTaS are played)

• Beyond the Doom: Win the campaign as Patrice with Doomed as your random basic weakness

• Empty Handed: Win the campaign having played no assets at any time (hence the deckbuilding you see here)

• All Aboard: complete Essex County Express with no Helpless Passengers leaving play

• Speed Runner: reach the Engine Car in Essex with only 2 or fewer Train Cars lost

• Barefooted Through Hell: complete Essex while drawing an extra encounter card after each time you move

My campaign log results and upgrades are below, along with my play session recordings that are linked for review. This has been some of the craziest fun time I've had with Dunwich in a while! Let's hear it for Empty Handed Doomed Patrice and her Speedrun of the Dunwich Legacy!

Scenario I-A: Return to Extracurricular Activities (resign immediately)

• No Resolution
• Professor Warren Rice was kidnapped
• Patrice failed to save the students
• Patrice earns 1 experience

Scenario I-B: Return to The House Always Wins (resign immediately)

• No Resolution = Resolution 1
• The O'Bannion gang has a bone to pick with Patrice
• Dr. Francis Morgan was kidnapped
• Patrice earns 1 experience

Interlude I: Armitage's Fate

• Patrice rescued Dr. Henry Armitage

Scenario II: Return to The Miskatonic Museum (resign immediately)

• Patrice failed to recover The Necronomicon

Deck Upgrades

• Parallel Fates (0) -> Parallel Fates (2)

Scenario III: Return to The Essex County Express

• https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1242522349
• Resolution 1
• Patrice earns 1 experience

Scenario IV: Return to Blood on the Altar (resign immediately)

• No Resolution
• The ritual was completed
• Sacrificed to Yog-Sothoth: Professor Warren Rice, Dr. Francis Morgan, Zebulon Whateley, Earl Sawyer
• Patrice earns 2 experience

Scenario V: Return to Undimensioned and Unseen (resign immediately)

• No Resolution = Resolution 1
• 2 Brood of Yog-Sothoth escaped into the wild

Deck Upgrades

• Fortuitous Discovery x2 -> Brute Force x2
• Fortuitous Discovery -> Unrelenting

Scenario VI: Return to Where Doom Awaits

• https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1245153860
• Resolution 1
• Patrice has entered the gate
• Doom approaches
• Patrice earns 2 experience

Deck Upgrades

• Impromptu Barrier -> Burn After Reading
• Improvised Weapon -> Burn After Reading

Scenario VII: Return to Lost in Time and Space

• https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1252383082
• Resolution 1
• Patrice has closed the tear in reality
• The hour is nigh
• Patrice suffers 2 physical and 2 mental trauma
• Patrice earns 5 experience
• Patrice wins the campaign!